In recent news we had to write an esay on Obama care.  Even though i did it at the last minute i think i did pretty well but only time will tell.  Pete's and Joe's opened in the abandoned parking lot the other day, if you want good food come there.  If you dont well then go somewhere else because we are the best.
Aside from that not much else happened
keep it classy
-Joe

This week in weaserville we had a heated debate on what kind of business opportunities would be good for weaserville.  A raging battle between 3 companies fought over the abandon store and lives were sadly lost. WEaserville has also taken interest in the stock market and i am proud to say that after only two days of playing I am in 9th place and rising.  Buying stock is a risky game so always remember to buy low and sell high.  Dont be like me and play the stock market like a roller coaster.  Buy at the top and watch myself go all the way down. Aside from that nothing else has really happened here.
Take care everybody
Keep it classy
-Joey

In recent weaserville news at least 10 different Karl Marx's and Adam Smith's came to town, all claiming to be the real one 0_o
They got into a heated debate about whether or not socialism or a mixed economy was the better choice.  They both presented very well thought out cases and in the end it was a stale mate.

Not much else happened in town though, i saw a deer yesterday... that was pretty exciting.

Stay classy everybody
-Joey

In Recent Weaserville news we have come to a conclusion!!!!

The decision to make an Oil Ridge has now been finalized, now I know in my last report I wasn’t too favorable about it but now I think it’s a good thing.  I mean really how much worse, could this town possibly get.  We are already at rock bottom.  We need to be industrialized to bring in more people.  Lets make this town come alive!

In other news we got a speed bump in the front of Mrs Weaser’s house. That will be great to keep people going the speed limit!  Hold on one sec folks I’m receiving word that.. wait that wasn’t a speed bump? Then what did I hit?

In other unrelated news a recent schoolboy has gone missing after an apparent hit and run accidnet, please alert the authorities if you have any more details on the incident

In other news, recent reports of a underground fight club known as the “Hungry Hungry Hobo’s” has begun to emerge.  In a town as small as ours why not come out and have a little fun, feel a little rich.  Bet money on your little guy and watch him fight for his next meal!!  It’s only illegal if we get caught guys so let’s have a little fun.  Just know that if you end up losing don’t come crying to me about it.  I have a SIG Sauer P226 with an extended magazine, a silenced Remington 870 and no sense of humor when it comes to money so come get me. 

That is all folks stay classy