In Recent Weaserville news we have come to a conclusion!!!!

The decision to make an Oil Ridge has now been finalized, now I know in my last report I wasn’t too favorable about it but now I think it’s a good thing.  I mean really how much worse, could this town possibly get.  We are already at rock bottom.  We need to be industrialized to bring in more people.  Lets make this town come alive!

In other news we got a speed bump in the front of Mrs Weaser’s house. That will be great to keep people going the speed limit!  Hold on one sec folks I’m receiving word that.. wait that wasn’t a speed bump? Then what did I hit?

In other unrelated news a recent schoolboy has gone missing after an apparent hit and run accidnet, please alert the authorities if you have any more details on the incident

In other news, recent reports of a underground fight club known as the “Hungry Hungry Hobo’s” has begun to emerge.  In a town as small as ours why not come out and have a little fun, feel a little rich.  Bet money on your little guy and watch him fight for his next meal!!  It’s only illegal if we get caught guys so let’s have a little fun.  Just know that if you end up losing don’t come crying to me about it.  I have a SIG Sauer P226 with an extended magazine, a silenced Remington 870 and no sense of humor when it comes to money so come get me. 

That is all folks stay classy